What Do You Call A Guy/Girl Who....

In case you need an instant laugh or groan. Yes it's been one of those days.

I have shed loads of these, so a few for your delectation

• What do you call a girl balancing 3 pints of beer on her head? Beatrice
• What do you call a girl balancing 3 pints of beer on her head playing pool? Beatrice Potter
• What do you cll two guys hanging out above your window? Curt 'n' Rod
• What do you call a guy with a couple of seagulls on his head? Cliff
• What do you call a woman in a stiff breeze? Gail
• What do you call a guy in a pile of leaves? Russell
• What do you call a guy with no legs in the surf? Bob
• What do you call an Irishman sitting on your front verandah? Patio Furniture
• What do you call a guy sitting at your front doorstep? Mat
• What do you call a guy with a shovel in his head? Doug
• What do you call a guy without a shovel in his head? Douglas

I could go on but I digest.

Cheers

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